1
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Yes Mr. Miller. 5,000 Amalgamated at 24 even.

2
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Turner and Baldwin have agreed to your
terms Mr. Miller, is that offer still open?

3
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Mr. Miller can't see you
before 4 o'clock on Thursday.

4
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Yes sir.

5
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Call Miss Kay Colby, ask
her to lunch with me today.

6
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Here are those contracts on Amalgamated Oil.

7
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Those reporters are still waiting
for a story on the Japanese deal sir.

8
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I can't see reporters now, I'm too busy.
You better cable Hendricks in Japan.

9
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Tell him we bought Amalgamated and we...

10
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expect him to look after our
interests until we get a man out there.

11
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And see if Mason
is back with that report yet.

12
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- Yes?
- Miss Colby is lunching with Mr. Wadsworth.

13
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Ask her if she can dine with me tonight.
Tell her my favorite opera is on at the Met.

14
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- What opera shall I say?
- I don't know, look it up in the paper.

15
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- What about that report?
- I'm sorry sir but I haven't quite finished.

16
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I've been getting the information
you asked for on William Wadsworth.

17
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- Oh Well, let's have it.
- He's been working for Amalgamated here.

18
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Two years as field assistant, he's
supposed to be engaged to Miss Kay Colby.

19
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But I find that he's also rather
involved with a lady on 78th Street.

20
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Oh, I see.

21
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- Yes?
- Miss Colby is dining with Mr. Wadsworth.

22
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Well, ask her for lunch tomorrow, if she
can't make that, try dinner tomorrow night.

23
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Or lunch
or dinner the first day she has open.

24
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Did he impress you as being very
much in love with Miss Colby?

25
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Well, I really couldn't tell. You see, he was
with the other woman when I talked to him.

26
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His chief concern was about his job.

27
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- He's very anxious to stay with the company.
- All right, thanks.

28
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Yes sir.

29
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Yes sir?

30
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Ted, is that assistant
manager's job in Japan still open?

31
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I believe so sir.

32
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Come in here, I want to talk to you a minute.

33
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- Snap it up Jerry, we're late.
- Yes sir, giddap, Bessie.

34
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- Where's your ticket?
- I got it.

35
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- What about your passport?
- It's right here, I got everything.

36
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- I bet you forgot those headache tablets.
- No, I haven't.

37
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What's the matter with you Kay?
You think I was a baby or something.

38
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I just wanted to be sure, I thought maybe
you couldn't get things like that in Japan.

39
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- Come on Jerry, you can do better than this.
- We're doing the best we can Mr. Wadsworth.

40
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You needn't look so glum, you're
acting as if the world is coming to an end.

41
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It is for me.

42
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Oh no Kay, stop it.

43
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- Haven't I got enough to worry about...
- I can't help it.

44
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Oh, what do you expect me to do?
Pass up an opportunity of a lifetime?

45
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I'll miss that boat sure.

46
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- Suppose you did?
- You're a great help.

47
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I don't see why you've to go all the way to
Japan for a job, you're doing fine right here.

48
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Listen honey, if a man wants
to get ahead in the oil business...

49
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he has to be ready to go anyplace, anytime.

50
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Well, there isn't any money
in oil anyway, Rockefeller took it all out.

51
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Well, he left enough for me.

52
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I'll never get that boat.

53
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That's what I get for taking this busted
down old hack, of all the crazy ideas.

54
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- You proposed to me in this hack.
- It's still a crazy idea.

55
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Hey.

56
00:05:00,096 --> 00:05:02,951
- Hey, somebody grab that horse.
- They must be drunk sir.

57
00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,453
Come on boys, grab these bags.

58
00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:08,259
- Did we do any damage?
- Well, you didn't do any good...

59
00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,533
Why Kay, hello.

60
00:05:09,563 --> 00:05:11,246
- So it's your car.
- Every splinter.

61
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry Scott
but our horse is a little high-strung.

62
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Look out for the black one, it's not locked.

63
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Bill, you know Scott Miller,
my fiancee, Bill Wadsworth.

64
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- Hello, how are you?
- How are you? That's worth congratulations.

65
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Oh thanks old man, I'm sorry about the car.

66
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Forget it, the joke is
on the insurance company.

67
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- Thanks. Well...
- You're not sailing?

68
00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,105
- No, Bill is, he's being sent to Japan.
- By Amalgamated Oil.

69
00:05:27,106 --> 00:05:29,711
You don't say, good outfit.
Nice opportunity for you.

70
00:05:29,712 --> 00:05:31,254
- Oh, I hope so.
- Scott...

71
00:05:31,675 --> 00:05:36,072
Oh. Oh, Scott I've lost one of the
dogs, she ran after an old Airedale.

72
00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,864
How plebeian. May I present
the Contessa Campanella?

73
00:05:38,981 --> 00:05:40,634
- Miss Kay Colby.
- How do you do?

74
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Oh, the Miss Colby I've heard
so much about from Scott.

75
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Really? How nice of Scott.

76
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- And Mr. George Wadsworth.
- William Wadsworth.

77
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- Sorry, Contessa Campanella.
- How do you do?

78
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- How do you do?
- Are you sailing with us Miss Colby?

79
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No. I wish I were.

80
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Oh dear, what a pity.
It's divine this time of year.

81
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The dogs adore it, don't you baby?

82
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Excuse us please, we've some last
minute talking to do, goodbye, bon voyage.

83
00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:02,023
- Naturally, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

84
00:06:02,687 --> 00:06:06,544
- Very charming your Miss Colby.
- She's not my Miss Colby, she's Wadsworth's.

85
00:06:06,545 --> 00:06:08,814
- Hadn't you better be getting aboard?
- Not rushing me, are you?

86
00:06:08,815 --> 00:06:10,006
Of course not dear.

87
00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:13,446
All ashore who's going ashore.

88
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All ashore who's going ashore.

89
00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:22,594
All ashore who's going ashore.

90
00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:28,364
Oh Bill come on, be a sport, this is
our last chance, get off the boat with me.

91
00:06:28,394 --> 00:06:30,102
Please honey, this is my big break.

92
00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,218
Oh I know, but
you'll be away two whole years.

93
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Well, that's all right, what's two years?

94
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Anything is liable to happen to us in that
length of time, we may change, both of us.

95
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- Why take chances?
- No Kay, don't start that all over again.

96
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We'll get along, we don't need much.

97
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Oh no, none of this cottage
stuff for me, I want more than that.

98
00:06:45,854 --> 00:06:47,292
I've got my future to think about.

99
00:06:47,293 --> 00:06:49,547
Bill, I thought it
was going to be our future.

100
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Well sure, sure, that's what I
meant, naturally I mean both of us.

101
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But I've got to look out for myself too.

102
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All ashore who's going ashore.

103
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- Come on honey, you better get started.
- Oh, Bill.

104
00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:04,810
All ashore who's going ashore, last call.

105
00:07:14,826 --> 00:07:18,724
- Bye.
- Goodbye, bon voyage.

106
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Wave goodbye babies, wave goodbye.

107
00:07:28,411 --> 00:07:31,159
Bye honey, take care of yourself.

108
00:07:45,285 --> 00:07:47,514
- Goodbye.
- Bye.

109
00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,979
Say, when you cry, you
don't fool around, do you? You give.

110
00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:18,099
Don't I? Oh, give me a hanky
quick, I got mascara in my eye.

111
00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:24,404
Oh. Oh, I can't stand goodbyes, I can't
even bear to see anybody off at the subway.

112
00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:27,439
- You never do that for me.
- I'm afraid I ruined your hanky.

113
00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:29,985
I'll have it framed, how is it now?

114
00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:33,305
Oh, my eye is all right but I
still have an awful lump in my throat.

115
00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,861
How you like to wash
it down with a nice hot coffee?

116
00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:39,401
- Coffee it's practically an inspiration.
- Swell, we stop by Dubin's.

117
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,787
All right.

118
00:08:46,828 --> 00:08:49,642
- Coffee, black and strong.
- Make it two.

119
00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:51,604
- Yes sir, anything else?
- No.

120
00:08:52,135 --> 00:08:55,791
I'll have the special sandwich, just the
turkey and ham without the Magoo.

121
00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:56,794
Yes sir.

122
00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:05,827
Come on now, do your grieving on your own
time, you know the countess is gone too.

123
00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,679
I think she's very
charming Scott, I admire your taste.

124
00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:09,434
Thank you.

125
00:09:09,464 --> 00:09:11,817
Except for those stupid little
pekes she drapes herself with.

126
00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,121
Incidentally, what's
happened to count? Where is he?

127
00:09:14,122 --> 00:09:15,981
Where are the snows of yesteryear?

128
00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:18,866
- Where the woodbine twineth.
- That's where the count is.

129
00:09:18,969 --> 00:09:22,773
Kay, have you really got it as bad
as you think you have? I don't think so.

130
00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:26,333
What does a lady do when she
wishes to change the subject abruptly?

131
00:09:26,975 --> 00:09:28,127
Give me a cigarette.

132
00:09:28,566 --> 00:09:31,461
What does a gentleman do when
he wants to find out if he has a chance...

133
00:09:31,462 --> 00:09:34,317
- now that your Bill is gone.
- You never give up, do you?

134
00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:37,003
You know me, Miller
of the Northwest Royal Mounted.

135
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,239
- It's a funny world, isn't it?
- What's funny about it?

136
00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:50,014
- Well, the countess wants to marry me.
- You're afraid?

137
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,294
You want to marry Bill
and I want to marry you.

138
00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:56,381
- Quite a problem, isn't it?
- Yes, isn't it?

139
00:09:57,358 --> 00:10:01,064
You know, I had quite some difficulty
getting the countess off to Honolulu.

140
00:10:01,065 --> 00:10:05,490
- Oh, she isn't going to Japan?
- I thought Honolulu was far enough for her.

141
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:09,921
- But my real problem was Bill.
- Bill?

142
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:11,860
Yes. You see, I just
couldn't walk up and convince...

143
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,318
Bill that he was getting circles
under his eyes and needed a vacation.

144
00:10:15,322 --> 00:10:17,441
So when I found out he
was working for Amalgamated Oil...

145
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,632
Wait a minute.

146
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:22,640
Are you trying to tell me you had
something to do with sending Bill to Japan?

147
00:10:22,641 --> 00:10:25,655
Oh, buying Amalgamated wasn't a bad
investment, it's a nice little company.

148
00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:27,459
I've had my eye on it for some time.

149
00:10:27,469 --> 00:10:30,167
Are you serious?
You bought an oil company just to...

150
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,212
Well, I had to get rid of
him somehow, he had me stymied.

151
00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:36,937
So you sent him away
just to have a clear field, is that it?

152
00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,515
Isn't that marvelous?

153
00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:43,803
You're loaded with money, so you think you
can push buttons and move heaven and earth.

154
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,058
Kay, I wouldn't put it as crudely...

155
00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:48,059
You're the most contemptible,
egotistical person I've ever met in my life.

156
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,305
Listen Kay, I didn't realize...

157
00:10:49,306 --> 00:10:51,819
- he meant so much to you.
- Let me tell you something, little Napoleon.

158
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,466
This is one time your button
pushing isn't going to do you any good.

159
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,672
Bill is going to be
closer to me in Japan than you...

160
00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:58,826
can ever hope to be right here in New York.

161
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,230
- Kay I...
- Oh, go away.

162
00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:14,927
Get me a cab.

163
00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,640
Follow that cab and step on it.

164
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,795
- Good evening sir.
- Hello.

165
00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:40,898
Well, well, this is a small world.

166
00:11:41,332 --> 00:11:43,900
Fancy running into
the very person I'd hoped to see.

167
00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:48,081
Did I catch a glimpse of you
going into a telegraph office?

168
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,298
You certainly did and
Bill will be back on the first boat.

169
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:55,464
- Thank you.
- I wish you hadn't done that.

170
00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,054
Is that beautiful?

171
00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:11,412
- Here's where I go to work.
- Don't you wish you could?

172
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:14,454
- How much says I can't?
- Be easy on yourself.

173
00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:15,816
- Ten bucks.
- It's a bet.

174
00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:18,980
- You'd better pin back your ears.
- This is going to be good.

175
00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:20,272
It's an easy 10.

176
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,811
- It's, it's stuck.
- Thanks.

177
00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:35,958
How about a little drink
for the old Alma mater?

178
00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:40,355
- Oh, students?
- I should say not, we're football players.

179
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:44,901
That looks poisonous,
let me buy you a real drink.

180
00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:47,194
I like this one, if you don't mind.

181
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,881
Oh come on toots, have a drink with me.

182
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:54,639
- I crave companionship.
- You should join a sorority.

183
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,980
Let me fix it for you.

184
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,640
Have you ever never
been hit with a slot machine?

185
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,803
I, I bet the fellows 10 bucks
you'd have a drink with me.

186
00:13:05,898 --> 00:13:08,703
- Come on, be a good...
- Is this youngster annoying you?

187
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,005
Not at all.

188
00:13:10,129 --> 00:13:12,584
Be good Scout sonny
and toddle back to your table.

189
00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:15,052
I wish you'd stop
interfering with my affairs.

190
00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:17,408
Oh? I didn't know this was an affair.

191
00:13:17,522 --> 00:13:19,927
Well, whatever it is
I can do without you nicely.

192
00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:24,145
- Madam, is this old gentleman annoying you?
- Yes, very decidedly.

193
00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:27,281
So maybe you'd better
totter back to your table.

194
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,171
Don't try to be funny.

195
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,845
Somebody looking for trouble?

196
00:13:37,952 --> 00:13:41,708
Yes, and somebody's going to get it.
Now get back to your table, all of you.

197
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:44,414
- Wait a minute, who do you think you're?
- Why, you...

198
00:14:01,712 --> 00:14:05,833
♪ Old gray mare,
she ain't what she used to be ♪

199
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:09,556
♪ She ain't what she used to be,
she ain't what she used to be ♪

200
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,583
♪ The old gray mare,
she ain't what she used to be ♪

201
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:17,070
- ♪ Many long years ago ♪
- I thought it was pretty good as fights go.

202
00:14:17,071 --> 00:14:20,754
- Your tactics are a trifle dirty.
- I picked them up in the oil fields.

203
00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:23,175
But I must give you credit
for a good left hook.

204
00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,692
- Thanks.
- I never felt anything like it.

205
00:14:27,056 --> 00:14:30,682
♪ The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be. ♪

206
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:35,159
♪ Many long years ago ♪

207
00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:45,786
Kay?

208
00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:49,267
- Kay...
- Yes Mother.

209
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:52,475
- Here's a cablegram for you dear.
- Oh darling, read it to me, will you?

210
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:56,233
- What on earth you doing to that hat?
- Covering my eye, what do you think?

211
00:14:56,239 --> 00:14:58,680
- But it's dreadful.
- What did he say? When is he coming back?

212
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:01,236
- Who?
- Bill, will you read that cable to me?

213
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,169
Oh of course, just love cables.

214
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,906
Well, if it's for me
I'd like to know what's in it.

215
00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:13,459
You'll be crazy about it, dear.

216
00:15:13,753 --> 00:15:18,204
<i>Can't believe stuff about Scott.
Intend to make good at job anyway.</i>

217
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:23,298
<i>Absurd to come back now.
Take care of yourself, love, Bill.</i>

218
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:30,401
That's about the most ardent cable I ever
saw, he must be simply crazy about you.

219
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,537
What did you expect him to do?
Jump off the boat and swim back?

220
00:15:33,538 --> 00:15:36,133
Oh no dear, I thought
that's what you expected.

221
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:39,047
I think his going to Australia
is the nicest thing he ever did.

222
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:40,321
Isn't Australia, it's Japan.

223
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:42,634
What's the difference?
He's gone, that's what I like about him.

224
00:15:42,635 --> 00:15:44,757
I suppose you like
Scott Miller for sending him away too.

225
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:47,881
I've always liked Scott.
Might a mother ask where you're going?

226
00:15:47,911 --> 00:15:50,721
I'm going down to the beauty parlor
to have something done to this eye.

227
00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:52,846
Charles will fix it, Charles is wonderful.

228
00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:55,424
And darling, don't
you brood over Bill's cable.

229
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,310
Even if he's cooling off,
there are other fish in the sea.

230
00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:00,694
Well, one of them is not Scott Miller.

231
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,760
- Bonjour mademoiselle.
- Hello Charles.

232
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:14,128
- And how is Miss Colby today?
- Look at this.

233
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,351
Mademoiselle, where you get this blue eye?

234
00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:20,086
I got the blue one from
my mother's side of the family.

235
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:23,322
The black one is a present
from a gentleman who's crazy about me.

236
00:16:23,323 --> 00:16:25,838
- Ah, c'est I'amour.
- What can you do about it?

237
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:26,917
We fix it perfect.

238
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:29,122
- Oh good.
- If Mademoiselle will sit please.

239
00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:30,125
Yeah.

240
00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:34,711
First of all, we put on the cold towel.

241
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,582
Some astringent, maybe?

242
00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:39,813
Then some raw beef, just a small piece.

243
00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:42,649
- The whole cow on if it'll help any.
- Yes mademoiselle.

244
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,942
Now, if you will kindly close your eyes.

245
00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:48,537
- Too cold?
- It's all right.

246
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:51,884
Now, be sure you keep your eyes
closed, I'll come right away back.

247
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:52,887
Ok.

248
00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:02,483
Hey Charles, I'm
getting a little bored with this.

249
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,680
- Come on with the meat course.
- Tout suite mademoiselle.

250
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,049
Well, come on now.

251
00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:11,466
Well...

252
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:28,575
- Hello.
- What are you doing here?

253
00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:30,992
- I'm the butcher boy.
- How do you get in?

254
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:32,525
The magic power of gold.

255
00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:35,462
Oh, did your company
take over this beauty parlor too?

256
00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:37,905
No, no, just a temporary deal with Charles.

257
00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:40,615
- How I look?
- Like a street cleaner.

258
00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:43,300
Come, come, come now.
You can't win me with flattery.

259
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,250
You get out of here or I'll call a policeman.

260
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:48,723
Go ahead, I'll buy up the police force too.

261
00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:52,219
Honestly, don't you like me
better than you did last night?

262
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:55,591
- Why should I?
- Oh, I know I'm not handsome but I'm cute.

263
00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:59,298
- And I'll always be by your side.
- Charles...

264
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,581
Don't strain your vocal cords.

265
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,853
- Charles.
- Charles stepped out for a minute Miss Colby.

266
00:18:05,924 --> 00:18:07,832
And he won't be back till I call him.

267
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:18,453
I wish you wouldn't go,
I wanted to take you to the dog show.

268
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:21,726
They're showing the cutest
little animals you ever saw.

269
00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:23,958
Pekingese you'd be mad about...

270
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:27,818
Oh, you don't like Pekingese,
that's right, I remember now.

271
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:30,008
You're definitely not the Pekingese type.

272
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,343
You know, the first time I saw you, I said to
myself now there's a girl who's definitely...

273
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,927
Not the Pekingese type.

274
00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:40,864
Bulldog maybe but not Pekingese.

275
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:50,838
- Good heavens Yuki, what's that?
- I not know Miss Kay, just come.

276
00:18:51,754 --> 00:18:54,738
What's it supposed to be? Where's the thing?

277
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:58,744
- What thing Miss Kay?
- The card Yuki. Oh, here it is.

278
00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:02,963
- Morning my lamb. Why, what's that?
- Flowers darling, flowers.

279
00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:04,304
What a queer basket.

280
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:06,836
Was that a bark?

281
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:18,828
Kay, look at the little angel.
You come to me, you itsy-bitsy tiny thing.

282
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,581
Who sent the little darling?

283
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:23,130
- Aren't you going to see?
- I know who sent it.

284
00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:25,937
Get away from me, go away, go.

285
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:32,092
<i>Introducing Junior and his own
doghouse so you'll let me out of mine, Scott.</i>

286
00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:34,987
- Isn't that cute?
- Yes, Yuki...

287
00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:37,522
- What you going to do?
- Send him back, of course.

288
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,092
You nothing of the kind.

289
00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:41,620
Dumb thing, sit up.

290
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:48,133
Look at that smart, little precious.
I won't have you send him back.

291
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:50,385
I'll keep him myself, you come to Mother.

292
00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:53,547
Yes, I will. I'll just
take care of you my darling.

293
00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:56,504
Think you ought to call Scott up
right away and thank him.

294
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:57,676
Which reminds me.

295
00:19:57,706 --> 00:20:01,914
Couldn't possibly is been you who tell Scott
Miller I was going to the beauty parlor?

296
00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:05,948
Me? Why darling, certainly not. Don't tell
me he turned up at the beauty parlor.

297
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:07,538
Whatever for?

298
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:13,037
- Hello.
- Oh hello Kay, how are you today?

299
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:19,900
Miss Kruby no come on phone now, Miss
Kruby very busy drowning nasty rittle dog.

300
00:20:25,338 --> 00:20:28,482
And incidentally, how did
he get our new telephone number?

301
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,467
Why I, why, isn't that the strangest thing?

302
00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,191
Yes, isn't it?

303
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:41,204
- Going out alone today Miss Colby?
- I hope so.

304
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:44,042
- Diamond.
- Diamond.

305
00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:47,750
- There we are.
- Oh Dickson...

306
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:52,151
should a gentlemen come here asking for me,
a big chap in a town car with a mustache...

307
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:54,690
- be on your guard.
- On my guard Miss Colby?

308
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,367
- He's not quite right in the head.
- No?

309
00:20:57,397 --> 00:21:00,400
No, he'll probably want
a horse so give him Daisy.

310
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:03,065
Oh but Miss Colby,
we don't send Daisy out anymore.

311
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,719
- You never know what she's going to wake up.
- That's the whole idea.

312
00:21:06,946 --> 00:21:09,107
- But if the gentleman is balmy...
- Don't you see, Dickson?

313
00:21:09,108 --> 00:21:11,664
The doctor thinks maybe
if he falls on his head...

314
00:21:11,694 --> 00:21:14,022
Oh, I see, but he's not violent miss?

315
00:21:14,052 --> 00:21:18,779
Oh no, not if you humor him. Just agree
to everything he says, thank you Dickson.

316
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,249
Come on Diamond.

317
00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:26,436
Boss, she mean that?
A crazy man is coming in here?

318
00:21:27,093 --> 00:21:31,328
- And we got to be very cautious.
- Yes sir.

319
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,985
- What's the matter boys?
- Careful, don't excite him.

320
00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:48,823
- I won't.
- Where's the boss?

321
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,819
Hey...

322
00:21:54,391 --> 00:21:55,885
Where everybody go?

323
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,722
What kind of a place is this?

324
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,824
Would you mind telling me
what's going on here?

325
00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:11,007
Just the boys having a bit of fun sir.

326
00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:13,841
- Is Miss Colby on the bridle path?
- Yes sir.

327
00:22:13,989 --> 00:22:16,944
- Oh yes sir, yes indeed sir.
- Then get me a horse quickly.

328
00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:20,120
Yes sir, we've got just
the horse for you sir. Get Daisy.

329
00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:25,809
Is Daisy all right? I mean a little tired of
it all? You see, I haven't ridden in years.

330
00:22:25,946 --> 00:22:28,759
I understand sir, she'll fix you up sir.

331
00:22:35,296 --> 00:22:37,901
Haven't you got something
a little nearer the ground?

332
00:22:37,902 --> 00:22:41,001
- Oh, you'll like this one sir.
- Give me a hand son.

333
00:22:41,673 --> 00:22:43,421
What's the matter
with you fellas? You all crazy?

334
00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:44,719
- Yes sir.
- No sir.

335
00:22:44,722 --> 00:22:46,522
- No sir.
- Come on.

336
00:22:52,179 --> 00:22:55,266
Well, he who is about to die salutes you.

337
00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:09,823
Quiet down, quiet down. Come on, come on.

338
00:23:10,926 --> 00:23:12,944
Oh now. Oh now.

339
00:23:31,553 --> 00:23:35,764
- Hello there, what a charming coincidence.
- Yes, isn't it?

340
00:23:35,794 --> 00:23:40,252
As a matter of fact the past three weeks have
been one charming coincidence after another.

341
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:45,763
- Are you actually smiling?
- No, I'm only giving my face a rest.

342
00:23:46,199 --> 00:23:49,131
- How is Junior?
- Junior? Haven't the vaguest idea.

343
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,940
Mother doesn't allow him in my room on
account of I set mouse traps for him.

344
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:55,384
That's sweet of you, he loves mice.

345
00:23:55,624 --> 00:23:58,765
Speaking of Junior,
how is the countess? Campy Nella.

346
00:23:58,795 --> 00:24:00,273
Wonderful, wonderful.

347
00:24:00,303 --> 00:24:02,557
I hope she and all the little pekes are well.

348
00:24:02,558 --> 00:24:04,587
Very well, they're wonderful.

349
00:24:04,629 --> 00:24:06,940
- What do you hear from George?
- George? Oh.

350
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:10,625
We call George Bill
for short, he's wonderful too.

351
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:15,847
- Isn't that wonderful?
- Yes, we're all wonderful, just wonderful.

352
00:24:27,353 --> 00:24:29,531
Scott, are you hurt? Scott.

353
00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,779
Sorry disappoint you,
but I'm afraid I'm all right.

354
00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:35,456
- That's too bad.
- Nice horse.

355
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,193
- Might've broken my neck.
- That was the idea.

356
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:39,190
Fine thing.

357
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,676
I'm so glad you didn't break
your leg, because there's two miles...

358
00:24:41,677 --> 00:24:44,419
back to the stables,
but it's a lovely day for a walk.

359
00:24:44,421 --> 00:24:45,235
I'll get a hitch.

360
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,770
I'm sure you will with
that winning smile of yours.

361
00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:51,915
- Oh, do let me help you mount.
- Oh thank you, you're so very kind.

362
00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:54,356
Scott Miller, don't you get on that horse.

363
00:24:54,357 --> 00:24:57,763
- You hear me? Get off my horse.
- Sorry lady, this is now our horse.

364
00:24:57,836 --> 00:25:00,691
- Providing you care to hop up behind me.
- No, thank you.

365
00:25:00,692 --> 00:25:02,745
- It's a long way back.
- I'll get a lift.

366
00:25:02,746 --> 00:25:05,595
Oh, I'm sure you will
with that winning smile of yours.

367
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,267
- You better hop up.
- Get off that horse.

368
00:25:08,386 --> 00:25:10,606
- I'd be seen you.
- Scott Miller.

369
00:25:11,202 --> 00:25:12,419
Scott, you...

370
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,104
What's the matter little girl? Are you lost?

371
00:25:32,105 --> 00:25:35,464
Well, well, bless my
soul if it isn't Miss Colby.

372
00:25:35,694 --> 00:25:38,620
Fancy seeing you here.
Hop aboard and I'll give you a lift.

373
00:25:39,445 --> 00:25:44,328
- No? Just trying to be accommodating.
- Don't waste your time.

374
00:25:46,575 --> 00:25:49,722
Don't look now
but there's a snake following you.

375
00:26:05,071 --> 00:26:07,597
Oh not so fast.

376
00:26:08,311 --> 00:26:10,004
Hello.

377
00:26:20,919 --> 00:26:22,872
For heaven's sake Kay, light somewhere.

378
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,662
It's like being in the
room with a restless peacock.

379
00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:26,955
- Why do men always have to be late?
- It's fashionable to be late.

380
00:26:26,956 --> 00:26:29,291
I hate being
fashionable, you really like this?

381
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,125
It's a good means of identification.

382
00:26:31,126 --> 00:26:34,682
- You mean you think it's too...
- You could use another spangle or two.

383
00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:36,798
What kind of a costume is Stuart wearing?

384
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:39,854
I don't know, he said something
about going as a fudge sundae.

385
00:26:39,855 --> 00:26:40,902
How appealing.

386
00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:42,963
There he is now.

387
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,142
- I'll get it Theodore.
- Very good miss.

388
00:26:48,835 --> 00:26:51,044
- Good evening.
- Now what?

389
00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:53,279
- I've come to take you to the ball.
- Oh, you have?

390
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,661
Well, I hope you can bear up on it,
but I'm going with Stuart Farnum.

391
00:26:55,662 --> 00:26:58,570
- I'm sorry but you're going with me.
- I told you I was going with Stu.

392
00:26:58,571 --> 00:27:01,111
Stu? How vulgar.
Is that a name or a condition?

393
00:27:01,112 --> 00:27:03,629
- No, it's his name.
- Strange, it's also his condition.

394
00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:06,235
He's going to take me
if he has to go on a stretcher.

395
00:27:06,236 --> 00:27:08,239
I guess that's the way it'll have to be.

396
00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:13,809
- Stu.
- Another scotch...

397
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:19,637
- You see? He's temporarily indisposed.
- Did I hear a...

398
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,631
- What's that?
- Just my escort.

399
00:27:21,661 --> 00:27:23,930
You did this, you deliberately got
him drunk so he couldn't take me.

400
00:27:23,931 --> 00:27:26,312
Come on Kay please, don't
say that, I ran across him at the club...

401
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:27,443
Accidentally, of course.

402
00:27:27,444 --> 00:27:29,244
Of course, he was a
little nervous about his costume...

403
00:27:29,245 --> 00:27:32,156
so I suggested he have a
couple of drinks to sort of bolster up.

404
00:27:32,157 --> 00:27:35,313
After he had about 12, I
discovered he couldn't hold his liquor.

405
00:27:35,326 --> 00:27:36,453
I can understand that.

406
00:27:38,011 --> 00:27:40,554
So, naturally, the only thing I could
do was offer to take you to the party.

407
00:27:40,555 --> 00:27:43,137
Stu, Stu, get up. Mother,
help me, or do something.

408
00:27:43,138 --> 00:27:44,448
I'm afraid he's past help.

409
00:27:45,051 --> 00:27:47,706
Scott, don't you think
this is going a little too far?

410
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,161
I know, I don't know
what I'm going to do with me.

411
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,159
I'm not going.

412
00:27:51,189 --> 00:27:54,234
- What? And waste that lovely costume?
- If I go, I'm going alone.

413
00:27:54,235 --> 00:27:55,404
May I offer you my car?

414
00:27:55,435 --> 00:27:57,736
That's sweet of
you Scott, I'll get your wrap.

415
00:27:58,196 --> 00:28:01,202
- You mind if I sit with the chauffeur?
- I'll appreciate it.

416
00:28:01,204 --> 00:28:04,397
I'll just take you there and bring you
back, I promise not to spoil your evening.

417
00:28:04,398 --> 00:28:05,713
See, I'm not in costume.

418
00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:08,448
Really? I thought you were
masquerading as a gentleman.

419
00:28:08,869 --> 00:28:10,826
Now children, have a good time.

420
00:28:10,945 --> 00:28:12,264
- Goodbye.
- Good night.

421
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:15,795
Oh Kay wait, what are
you going to do with him?

422
00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:18,680
The question is darling,
what are you going to do with it?

423
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,037
- I don't believe it, it's too marvelous.
- May I?

424
00:28:31,038 --> 00:28:32,171
- May I?
- Johnny.

425
00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:33,852
- Hello Johnny.
- Hello.

426
00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:35,815
How you be very busy
this evening, haven't you?

427
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:38,070
Yeah, busy trying
to duck that Southern belle.

428
00:28:38,071 --> 00:28:39,586
Oh, Amy's house-guest?

429
00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:43,506
Johnny, she's the most adorable
thing I ever saw in my whole life.

430
00:28:43,537 --> 00:28:46,224
Oh, adorable my eye, she talks my ear off.

431
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:47,939
Oh oh, here she comes.

432
00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:55,235
- Oh Johnny, she's very pretty.
- Pretty yeah, but she's a phonograph record.

433
00:28:55,265 --> 00:28:58,070
- Don't let her see me.
- Oh, hide behind the plume dear.

434
00:28:58,071 --> 00:28:59,724
At least it's good for something.

435
00:29:05,922 --> 00:29:08,467
Oh Johnny, would you like me to
get her a boyfriend for the evening?

436
00:29:08,468 --> 00:29:09,195
Would I?

437
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,605
- Come on, I'll save you.
- What you going to do?

438
00:29:10,606 --> 00:29:13,461
Keep your eyes and ears open
and your mouth shut, come on.

439
00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:16,475
Oh, yonder is Johnny
looking for me now, pardon me.

440
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:20,895
- Why Johnny, where you disappear to?
- Just waiting for you, Mary Lee.

441
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:23,301
- You've met Kay Colby.
- Well, I should say I have.

442
00:29:23,302 --> 00:29:25,534
I've just been
admiring you all evening Miss Colby.

443
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:28,694
- I think that costume is the smartest thing.
- Thank you honey.

444
00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:31,274
- Would you like to do me a big favor?
- Oh, I certainly would.

445
00:29:31,275 --> 00:29:33,601
I'd like to have you dance
with a friend of mine, Scott Miller.

446
00:29:33,602 --> 00:29:36,472
He's terribly attractive
and rich and dying to meet you.

447
00:29:36,502 --> 00:29:40,318
- Well, I declare, really?
- He'd ask you himself only he's too bashful.

448
00:29:40,348 --> 00:29:43,138
Oh well now, isn't that
the cutest thing? Where is he?

449
00:29:43,143 --> 00:29:45,261
You wait right here
with Johnny, I'll bring him to you.

450
00:29:45,262 --> 00:29:50,033
Incidentally, he's a little hard of hearing
so you'll have to yell but you don't mind.

451
00:29:50,216 --> 00:29:52,864
- Of course not, the poor man.
- Yes.

452
00:29:53,299 --> 00:29:54,913
Isn't that a shame?

453
00:29:56,873 --> 00:29:58,016
Oh Scott...

454
00:29:58,710 --> 00:29:59,712
Pard me.

455
00:30:00,657 --> 00:30:03,442
- How would you like to be a Good Samaritan?
- At your service.

456
00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:06,210
There's a little girl visiting here
from the South, she's awfully sweet...

457
00:30:06,211 --> 00:30:08,303
but she doesn't seem
to be having a very good time.

458
00:30:08,304 --> 00:30:10,685
- Be nice and dance with her, will you?
- Anything for you.

459
00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:14,243
Oh thank you, I think you'll like her.
She's got an awfully cute accent.

460
00:30:14,244 --> 00:30:15,629
But there's just one thing.

461
00:30:15,946 --> 00:30:19,385
Oh, a little thing, she's slightly
deaf and you'll have to shout.

462
00:30:19,415 --> 00:30:21,706
Oh, is that all? Shouting is easy.

463
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:29,344
Miss Jackson, this is Mr. Miller,
the gentleman I told you about.

464
00:30:29,508 --> 00:30:32,189
- How do you do?
- I'm very happy to know you.

465
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,414
Excuse us.

466
00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:40,675
- Would you like to dance?
- Oh thanks. Thanks, I'd love to.

467
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:53,199
- How do you like New York?
- Oh, I simply adore it.

468
00:30:53,229 --> 00:30:56,184
Well, I've never seen so
many tall buildings in all my life.

469
00:30:56,185 --> 00:31:00,035
I've been up and down
in elevators until, I'm dizzy.

470
00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:02,972
Johnny they'll hear us, stop it.

471
00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:05,631
How long do you expect to stay?

472
00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:10,013
Well, you don't have to yell at me you
know, there's nothing wrong with my hearing.

473
00:31:10,957 --> 00:31:14,278
- What's that?
- You're the one, I'm not deaf.

474
00:31:15,035 --> 00:31:17,996
I can't stop, got to get out of here.

475
00:31:19,272 --> 00:31:21,410
Lady, we've been victimized.

476
00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:25,262
- You reckon?
- I reckon.

477
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:35,436
That was a low down dirty trick.

478
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:39,303
How did you like New York...

479
00:31:48,995 --> 00:31:51,099
You have a lot of fun with me, aren't you?

480
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:54,945
Every time I think of you, you know,
you'd make a marvelous train announcer.

481
00:31:54,975 --> 00:31:57,078
The worst of it is, you're probably right.

482
00:31:57,079 --> 00:32:00,616
With the blue uniform and brass
buttons, it might be very becoming.

483
00:32:00,646 --> 00:32:03,751
Might add that, romantic
something that I seem to lack, eh?

484
00:32:03,781 --> 00:32:06,222
Big businessmen shouldn't try to be romantic.

485
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,082
Maybe.

486
00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:13,939
That's all I mean to you, isn't it?
Just a big businessman.

487
00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:18,030
- But I do take a neat fall from a horse.
- Beautiful.

488
00:32:18,788 --> 00:32:20,914
Took a neat fall for a girl too.

489
00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:24,815
If you're trying to get serious,
please don't. I'm having much too much fun.

490
00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:26,427
Maybe I can amuse you with a funny story.

491
00:32:26,428 --> 00:32:28,698
- You like funny stories?
- It all depends on the story.

492
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:31,104
I've got one about a
button pusher and a bulldog.

493
00:32:31,105 --> 00:32:34,249
- Bulldog?
- Well, definitely not a Pekingese.

494
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:37,891
You see, this button pusher was a
fella who was smug and accustomed...

495
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:40,646
to having his own way
until along came a little bulldog.

496
00:32:40,978 --> 00:32:43,586
Now, he chased this
little bulldog for a long time...

497
00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:47,473
but he didn't seem to be getting anyplace
because she didn't like his methods.

498
00:32:47,531 --> 00:32:51,609
But he couldn't change because he was
an old button pusher and set in his ways.

499
00:32:51,639 --> 00:32:55,885
- And the bulldog was stubborn too.
- That's it, seems you know the story.

500
00:32:55,915 --> 00:33:00,373
Well parts of it, but you seem to forget that
the bulldog was interested in someone else.

501
00:33:01,239 --> 00:33:03,766
- And still is?
- And still is.

502
00:33:06,565 --> 00:33:09,195
Well? Isn't there
something more to your story?

503
00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:10,643
No, I guess not...

504
00:33:11,029 --> 00:33:14,836
it's nothing for the button pusher to
do but pick up his marbles and go home.

505
00:33:17,949 --> 00:33:20,712
Goodbye Kay, I'll leave the car for you.

506
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,542
- You finishing the tea please?
- Yes Yuki.

507
00:33:53,572 --> 00:33:54,983
Thank you Miss Kay.

508
00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:06,805
Give me the trouble department.

509
00:34:07,695 --> 00:34:09,209
Hello, trouble department?

510
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,895
My telephone is out of order.
People can't get me, the phone doesn't ring.

511
00:34:12,983 --> 00:34:15,799
I have, I know it doesn't ring.

512
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,189
All right, you try it.

513
00:34:25,614 --> 00:34:29,371
Yes, it did that time. Well, how is
it people can't get me on the telephone?

514
00:34:29,372 --> 00:34:32,026
I'm sorry madam, there's
nothing we can do about that.

515
00:34:44,796 --> 00:34:48,210
- What do you see Yuki?
- Oh, you going to party.

516
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,653
Big party, lots of people.

517
00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,274
Who takes me? Who am I with?

518
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,152
- Lots of people, many people.
- Yes, but who's next to me?

519
00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,424
Lady, maybe fat lady.

520
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:02,076
- But what gentleman?
- No gentlemen, all ladies.

521
00:35:02,224 --> 00:35:05,509
Card party. Oh, you lose money.

522
00:35:05,743 --> 00:35:10,193
- Isn't there one man in that cup?
- Man? No, no see no man.

523
00:35:10,445 --> 00:35:12,996
- Oh, you get present.
- Yes, from whom?

524
00:35:13,026 --> 00:35:15,686
Lovely present, jewelry present.

525
00:35:15,716 --> 00:35:18,321
Who gives it to me?
What is he like? Is he a big man?

526
00:35:18,356 --> 00:35:23,390
I not can say for sure.
All the same I think, yes I sure.

527
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,156
Present come from your mother.

528
00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:28,703
Yuki, you tell the dullest fortunes.

529
00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:33,139
- But no see Mr. Miller in cup.
- Mr. Miller? Whatever made you think of him?

530
00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:36,474
I think maybe you marry Mr. Miller sometime.

531
00:35:36,504 --> 00:35:40,672
- Me marry Mr. Miller?
- Yes, I think you loving Mr. Miller.

532
00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:43,421
- You think too much.
- Thank you Miss Kay.

533
00:35:43,451 --> 00:35:46,344
All is the same when
Japanese girl love Japanese man...

534
00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:49,360
she go to him and she
say, I love you Mr. Miller.

535
00:35:49,499 --> 00:35:51,258
Then everything right away fine.

536
00:35:51,288 --> 00:35:53,192
Yes, then everything right away great.

537
00:35:53,222 --> 00:35:55,652
The little Japanese girl gets
shoved around the rest of her life.

538
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:59,665
- Japanese girls liking to be shoved round.
- Not this Japanese girl.

539
00:35:59,904 --> 00:36:04,448
Even if I did marry him, I wouldn't let him
know I love him, my soul wouldn't be my own.

540
00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:06,694
Besides, who said I did love him?

541
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,126
- Yes Miss Kay.
- Take these things away Yuki.

542
00:36:09,156 --> 00:36:10,441
Thank you.

543
00:36:37,817 --> 00:36:39,837
- Hello darling.
- Hello dear.

544
00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,808
- What are you doing with my dog?
- Scratching his stomach.

545
00:36:43,888 --> 00:36:46,667
- Oh, is there any mail for me?
- Nothing for you darling, as usual.

546
00:36:46,668 --> 00:36:49,137
I should think Bill would let you
hear from him once in a while.

547
00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:50,197
Well, maybe he's busy.

548
00:36:50,198 --> 00:36:52,753
I don't see how you
can consider yourself engaged...

549
00:36:52,783 --> 00:36:54,736
to a man who doesn't even write to you.

550
00:36:54,737 --> 00:36:58,558
- My sweet, didn't you go out for lunch?
- No, I didn't feel like it.

551
00:36:58,588 --> 00:37:01,649
Oh darling, you were lucky.
Colony was simply packed.

552
00:37:01,907 --> 00:37:04,862
And to make it worse, your
Aunt Emma was gabbier than usual.

553
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:09,234
Her main topic today was Scott Miller and
that countess, she's just back from Honolulu.

554
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:12,881
Your Aunt Emma tells me that she heard...

555
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:15,255
for a positive fact that this
time they're going to be married.

556
00:37:15,256 --> 00:37:17,160
I don't care what Aunt Emma heard.

557
00:37:17,398 --> 00:37:20,303
Darling, if you don't care, I'm sure I don't.

558
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:23,588
But naturally I hate to see
you lose the finest man you ever knew.

559
00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:39,685
I'm going to lie down
for a little while dear.

560
00:38:19,008 --> 00:38:22,315
Hello. Oh, hello, Scott.

561
00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:25,931
Oh, I'm fine.
I never felt so well in all my life.

562
00:38:26,105 --> 00:38:30,196
Oh. Yes, I have been busy, you know
how it is during Horse Show week.

563
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:32,414
Well, what about lunch with me tomorrow?

564
00:38:32,415 --> 00:38:38,352
Tomorrow? Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I wish I
could, but I haven't a free moment, honestly.

565
00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:41,698
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, I'll see you around sometime.

566
00:38:43,647 --> 00:38:44,882
But...

567
00:39:04,726 --> 00:39:07,544
Not at all, not at all. I tell you gentlemen.

568
00:39:07,574 --> 00:39:11,235
If we lower the price of gasoline
even one cent, we're headed for ruin.

569
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:13,819
Mr. Brinkerhoff,
will you please stick to the point?

570
00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:17,456
But what's the good of having a board
of directors if nobody will listen?

571
00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:20,426
- We are listening.
- Gentlemen, gentlemen..

572
00:39:20,718 --> 00:39:23,790
Now, I've never overridden this
board and I'm not going to start now.

573
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,295
Anything I do will be
with your unanimous approval.

574
00:39:26,296 --> 00:39:29,284
But you're going to approve if I have
to sit here until a week from Tuesday.

575
00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:33,343
Now take your time, because I've got
all today, all tomorrow and all the next day.

576
00:39:33,344 --> 00:39:35,199
In fact, I can sit here for weeks.

577
00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:38,849
She's here?

578
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:42,065
Boys, I've been thinking this thing over.

579
00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:45,215
I don't know a more levelheaded bunch
of men in the country than you fellas.

580
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:49,273
Now, I've decided that whatever you decide
is all right with me. Goodbye, goodbye.

581
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,935
What's the matter? Is he sick?

582
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:57,286
- Well, this is a surprise.
- I hope I didn't disturb you.

583
00:39:57,316 --> 00:40:00,822
Not at all, I wasn't doing anything.
Just fooling around with the boys.

584
00:40:00,823 --> 00:40:02,307
We never do any work.

585
00:40:02,997 --> 00:40:06,159
I thought you told me you
were going to be so busy today.

586
00:40:06,189 --> 00:40:10,146
Oh, I am. As a matter of fact, I'm
practically at four other places right now...

587
00:40:10,153 --> 00:40:12,407
trying to get rid of these milk fund tickets.

588
00:40:12,408 --> 00:40:15,764
- Is that all that brought you here?
- Is that all? I have 200 left.

589
00:40:16,129 --> 00:40:18,555
- How much are they?
- Only 10 dollars a piece.

590
00:40:23,357 --> 00:40:24,359
Yes sir?

591
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,914
Make out a check
for 2,000 dollars and mail it to...

592
00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:29,096
- Metropolitan Charities.
- You hear that?

593
00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:32,722
- Yes sir.
- Your calling last night was an inspiration.

594
00:40:32,912 --> 00:40:36,846
I don't know why I didn't think of you
before, it's very sweet of you Scott.

595
00:40:37,194 --> 00:40:39,599
Leaves me the rest
of the day with nothing to do.

596
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,369
Fine, would you be interested in
seeing how big business is conducted?

597
00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:45,261
How little Napoleon works?

598
00:40:46,249 --> 00:40:48,863
- I'd love it.
- Private office?

599
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,149
Monsieur.

600
00:40:56,292 --> 00:40:58,778
So this is where
you do your serious thinking?

601
00:40:58,808 --> 00:41:01,035
- Right.
- Now I understand your success.

602
00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:03,479
- What it'll be?
- A small glass of sherry.

603
00:41:04,011 --> 00:41:05,950
That's very cute.

604
00:41:07,676 --> 00:41:10,978
- Is that dry?
- Oui madame, very dry.

605
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,107
Here's to you and the countess.

606
00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:19,778
Thanks, but why the countess?

607
00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:22,615
- Well, isn't it impending?
- Nobody consulted me.

608
00:41:22,645 --> 00:41:23,646
I've heard rumors.

609
00:41:24,811 --> 00:41:29,709
You'd be sorry to hear my feelings haven't
changed, I'm still going to marry you.

610
00:41:29,902 --> 00:41:33,308
You better be careful, one of
these days I might take you up on that.

611
00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:37,557
- Couldn't make it today, could you?
- If I did, it would only be for your money.

612
00:41:37,558 --> 00:41:39,715
I never look a gift horse in the mouth.

613
00:41:40,548 --> 00:41:43,248
- You want me anyway?
- Definitely.

614
00:41:43,711 --> 00:41:46,838
All right, but this isn't going to be
any Taming of the Shrew, you know.

615
00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,845
I'm not going to come crawling
after you've broken my spirit.

616
00:41:49,846 --> 00:41:52,205
- I'll take my chance.
- It's a long one.

617
00:41:52,211 --> 00:41:55,491
- I like them that way.
- Well, I guess that settles it.

618
00:41:55,521 --> 00:41:58,586
Oh no, there should
be a kiss to seal the bargain.

619
00:41:58,904 --> 00:42:02,144
- Is that necessary?
- It's pretty standard.

620
00:42:02,331 --> 00:42:04,655
- All right.
- Can you spare it?

621
00:42:04,685 --> 00:42:05,850
I think so.

622
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:13,435
- Well, goodbye.
- Oh no, there's one more detail.

623
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,822
- What happens now?
- Come on, I'll show you.

624
00:42:16,819 --> 00:42:20,193
I warn you I won't sign
anything without a lawyer.

625
00:42:20,223 --> 00:42:23,368
Oh, you won't have
to sign a thing, just one minute.

626
00:42:26,078 --> 00:42:29,571
- What's this?
- The customary engagement ring.

627
00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:35,376
- Oh, you were all prepared.
- Oh yes, yes indeed, well prepared.

628
00:42:35,682 --> 00:42:38,750
- When did you get these?
- The day after you turned me down.

629
00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:41,274
- Sure of yourself, weren't you?
- Just a gambler.

630
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,292
A gambler who knew he'd win.

631
00:42:43,982 --> 00:42:46,998
The fact that I don't love
you doesn't spoil your victory.

632
00:42:47,369 --> 00:42:49,614
Well, I'm glad we understand each other.

633
00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:52,467
Which one of these little knickknacks
would you like to have me wear?

634
00:42:52,468 --> 00:42:55,624
Oh, they're all for you,
I thought you might like to change off.

635
00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:57,415
How romantic.

636
00:42:58,861 --> 00:43:02,261
Now that we're engaged I hope
we'll see each other occasionally.

637
00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:04,758
Whatever is customary Mr. Miller.

638
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,982
Let me see you.

639
00:43:23,209 --> 00:43:25,993
Oh, careful Mother, now be careful.

640
00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:28,721
Do be quiet, how can I
do this if you talk? Scott...

641
00:43:28,868 --> 00:43:31,713
Hurry up with the cocktails.
I need something to steady my hand.

642
00:43:31,714 --> 00:43:32,773
Coming right up.

643
00:43:32,803 --> 00:43:35,457
Oh, hurry up Mother, I only
have one match left, left.

644
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,641
- So have I, we'll split the pot.
- Shut up.

645
00:43:37,642 --> 00:43:38,980
Easy, easy.

646
00:43:40,397 --> 00:43:41,566
Brinkie...

647
00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:45,644
It's the gardenias my dear,
they always bring on my hay fever.

648
00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:48,984
Oh, I see a swell place.

649
00:43:49,091 --> 00:43:52,074
- Kay, your tongue, you'll bite it off.
- Shut, shut.

650
00:43:53,671 --> 00:43:56,338
- I win, I win.
- Not yet, I can still tie you.

651
00:43:56,444 --> 00:43:59,149
Oh Brinkie, don't you
put that match on, I want to win.

652
00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:01,697
Hold your hats kids, hold your hats.

653
00:44:05,821 --> 00:44:07,521
Fool you.

654
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,883
- Brinkie.
- I win all the money, I win all the money.

655
00:44:10,913 --> 00:44:13,234
- Goody, goody, goody.
- Who won?

656
00:44:13,686 --> 00:44:16,888
- Brinkie's hay fever.
- That'll teach you to gamble with women.

657
00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:19,465
Wasn't fair, she only
won by a nose. What's that?

658
00:44:19,495 --> 00:44:22,396
- A Bronx and a good one.
- A Bronx? Take it away.

659
00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:24,528
Last time I drank one of those
things they had to send me to...

660
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,382
Carlsbad to have my liver overhauled.

661
00:44:26,392 --> 00:44:28,481
How do you like this fellow?
After mixing them myself.

662
00:44:28,482 --> 00:44:31,752
- Ungrateful I calls it.
- Don't touch it Kay, it'll poison you.

663
00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:34,111
Let me mix you one of my famous packeroos.

664
00:44:34,112 --> 00:44:38,355
- What's a packeroo?
- It's a secret formula I picked up in Cuba.

665
00:44:38,461 --> 00:44:41,527
- From a horse doctor.
- Yes, from a horse, no.

666
00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,696
The man never did appreciate my artistry.

667
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,833
Brinkie, I trust you, I'll try one.

668
00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:51,210
- I promise you you'll never forget it.
- That's what I'm afraid of.

669
00:44:51,391 --> 00:44:53,695
- How about you Mrs. Colby?
- I'll try one too.

670
00:44:53,696 --> 00:44:54,981
One is all you need.

671
00:44:55,011 --> 00:44:56,945
Come on, you old
rebel, I'll show you the stuff.

672
00:44:56,946 --> 00:45:00,453
Be back in a moment ladies, we'll
whip this evening into something yet.

673
00:45:00,454 --> 00:45:02,247
By the way, what is a packeroo?

674
00:45:02,277 --> 00:45:06,083
I don't know, I never heard the word
before but I'll mix up something potent.

675
00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:08,079
May as well cancel dinner now.

676
00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:12,567
Heaven's sake Kay, aren't you ever
going to stop playing that stupid game?

677
00:45:12,568 --> 00:45:15,156
- I'm busy.
- Pure waste of time, that's what it is.

678
00:45:15,764 --> 00:45:19,019
- How about one here?
- No, no, go away, I'm trying something new.

679
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,179
You know too much about it now, poor Scott.

680
00:45:21,374 --> 00:45:23,679
- You beat him every night.
- I'm the champion.

681
00:45:23,961 --> 00:45:27,058
Well, anyway you're being pleasant
to him lately, that's something.

682
00:45:27,059 --> 00:45:29,663
That's because he's
stopped trying to rule the roost.

683
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:31,473
- Anything settled yet?
- About what?

684
00:45:31,568 --> 00:45:32,350
The wedding.

685
00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:35,284
Oh, Scott wants to hold off
till he hears about that Russian deal.

686
00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:38,305
- Russian deal? What Russian deal?
- He's working on a contract with Russia...

687
00:45:38,306 --> 00:45:40,485
and if the deal is made we'll
go there on our honeymoon.

688
00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:43,592
Good heavens, you have to wait
for the Russians to get married?

689
00:45:43,794 --> 00:45:47,120
Well, Brinkie is off on one of his short
stories again, probably last an hour.

690
00:45:47,121 --> 00:45:48,821
He doesn't even
know I left him, still talking.

691
00:45:48,822 --> 00:45:50,906
- That's cruel Scott.
- He doesn't care.

692
00:45:50,936 --> 00:45:52,663
The other day while he was
spinning his favorite yarn at the...

693
00:45:52,664 --> 00:45:54,567
club his audience changed three times.

694
00:45:54,568 --> 00:45:58,221
- He never knew the difference.
- You stay here, I'll take care of him.

695
00:45:58,513 --> 00:46:02,620
Oh, I wish you hadn't taught me this silly
game, I never worked so hard in my life.

696
00:46:02,621 --> 00:46:06,207
- Was probably started by the match industry.
- I'm all worn out.

697
00:46:06,984 --> 00:46:10,951
Oh, I meant to ask you. How is
that Russian deal getting along?

698
00:46:10,981 --> 00:46:11,939
So so.

699
00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:14,674
I guess you must be terribly
anxious to get it settled.

700
00:46:14,675 --> 00:46:17,530
Not particularly,
bad business rushing that sort of thing.

701
00:46:18,294 --> 00:46:19,897
Heard anything from Bill lately?

702
00:46:20,622 --> 00:46:22,100
Bill, any news?

703
00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:25,536
Why no, nothing unusual.
I finally got that letter off to him though.

704
00:46:25,622 --> 00:46:26,624
What letter?

705
00:46:26,705 --> 00:46:29,710
I've been trying to write him
for days, telling him about us.

706
00:46:29,865 --> 00:46:34,072
I wrote and rewrote it a dozen times, it's
the most difficult thing I ever had to do.

707
00:46:34,073 --> 00:46:35,576
You think he'll take it badly?

708
00:46:35,603 --> 00:46:38,708
Well naturally, getting a letter
like that isn't very pleasant.

709
00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:40,963
- Feel horrible about it.
- Well, you needn't.

710
00:46:41,647 --> 00:46:43,701
Bill is not going to get that letter Kay.

711
00:46:43,702 --> 00:46:47,074
- He's on his way home.
- He's on his way home? He's coming back?

712
00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:48,259
Yes. I sent for him.

713
00:46:48,545 --> 00:46:50,296
I've wanted to talk to you
about it for several days.

714
00:46:50,297 --> 00:46:52,446
What happened Scott?
Bill hasn't done anything, has he?

715
00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:55,353
No, no, as a matter of fact
he's going to work for us here.

716
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:58,880
- Well, why bring him home now?
- I'm giving him back to you Kay.

717
00:47:00,032 --> 00:47:03,142
Strange, isn't it?
Particularly after the battle I put up.

718
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:06,825
It's amazing how little a
man really knows about himself.

719
00:47:07,553 --> 00:47:11,052
I wanted you so badly that I thought the
fact you didn't love me wouldn't matter.

720
00:47:11,053 --> 00:47:14,415
- But I was wrong, it does matter.
- What are you driving at Scott?

721
00:47:14,912 --> 00:47:17,216
I once had an idea
I was a pretty tough hombre.

722
00:47:17,322 --> 00:47:20,328
Ride roughshod over anything
or anybody to get what I wanted.

723
00:47:20,739 --> 00:47:22,788
Well, I got it, but it's no go.

724
00:47:23,442 --> 00:47:26,526
I discovered I was, well, just plain human.

725
00:47:26,837 --> 00:47:29,592
My vanity is been hurt Kay,
it's screaming its head off.

726
00:47:30,023 --> 00:47:33,078
I don't want to marry a woman
who's in love with someone else.

727
00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:39,975
It's something wrong here, Scott.

728
00:47:40,221 --> 00:47:42,775
I can't believe you're just
handing me back to Bill.

729
00:47:43,012 --> 00:47:47,558
- You're not given to gestures like that.
- You're right, I'm not. Just gambling again.

730
00:47:47,674 --> 00:47:48,695
Gambling on what?

731
00:47:48,725 --> 00:47:51,079
That in time you'll
get Bill out of your system.

732
00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:52,868
Oh, I see.

733
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,796
I may be wrong Kay, but I've always...

734
00:47:54,797 --> 00:47:56,745
had a notion
that you're not really in love with Bill.

735
00:47:56,746 --> 00:47:58,883
That it was just an
idea you were clinging to.

736
00:47:58,884 --> 00:48:01,599
- So I thought that if I brought him back...
- I'd get tired of him, is that it?

737
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,997
I'd realize I'm a stupid brat
who doesn't know her own mind.

738
00:48:03,998 --> 00:48:06,944
- Oh no Kay, don't take that...
- Meet Kay Colby, the human guinea pig.

739
00:48:06,945 --> 00:48:08,959
- That's silly.
- Still pushing buttons, aren't you?

740
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,129
Still running the world.

741
00:48:10,130 --> 00:48:12,184
It never occurred to
you to consult me, did it?

742
00:48:12,185 --> 00:48:14,348
You toy around with a
man's career as if he were a puppet.

743
00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:16,572
- But I haven't hurt him.
- Now you're doing the same to me.

744
00:48:16,573 --> 00:48:20,432
That's a big mistake Scott, because
I refuse to be a puppet in your show.

745
00:48:20,589 --> 00:48:24,346
I'll see Bill, I'll see plenty of him.
Thank you for sending him back to me.

746
00:48:24,347 --> 00:48:26,700
Wait a minute Kay, will you listen to me?

747
00:48:26,928 --> 00:48:28,588
Kay, Kay...

748
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,371
Kay? What's happened Scott?

749
00:48:44,951 --> 00:48:45,953
Come in Brinkie.

750
00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:47,362
You want to see me Scott?

751
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:50,648
Brinkie, do you think you could
run this office for a month or so?

752
00:48:50,649 --> 00:48:54,981
Why certainly, anyone could
run this, I mean, yes of course, why?

753
00:48:55,438 --> 00:48:58,384
Oh, I think I'll get away for a while,
Europe, the Orient, anywhere.

754
00:48:58,385 --> 00:49:02,418
You can't get her off your mind by running
away. Look, I'll tell you what to do.

755
00:49:02,419 --> 00:49:05,813
You've already told me what to do, I
brought Wadsworth back at your suggestion.

756
00:49:05,814 --> 00:49:07,367
I still think it's a good idea.

757
00:49:07,368 --> 00:49:10,724
Yes, swell. He arrived this morning,
and look, right back in my lap.

758
00:49:10,797 --> 00:49:13,447
- And now she's right back in his, eh?
- Exactly.

759
00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:15,341
Perfect feminine psychology.

760
00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,867
She'll fight you every step
of the way, she's that kind of a girl.

761
00:49:18,996 --> 00:49:21,915
And now that we're on the
subject, you're that kind of a fellow.

762
00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:23,188
Neither one of you will give an inch.

763
00:49:23,189 --> 00:49:25,593
Well, we've certainly
made a fine mess of things.

764
00:49:25,594 --> 00:49:27,620
Not at all, you're going great.

765
00:49:27,872 --> 00:49:29,750
Now all you got to do is follow up.

766
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,235
I tell you the girl loves you.

767
00:49:32,554 --> 00:49:35,710
You don't think she cares anything
about this Wadsworth, do you?

768
00:49:35,711 --> 00:49:38,566
Now the smart thing to do
is just what she doesn't expect.

769
00:49:38,869 --> 00:49:42,314
Instead of being sore
about him, take the opposite tack.

770
00:49:42,614 --> 00:49:45,908
Make him your pal,
build him up, give him a better job.

771
00:49:46,144 --> 00:49:48,098
Take every obstacle out of their way...

772
00:49:48,099 --> 00:49:51,051
so she can't have the
slightest excuse not to marry him.

773
00:49:51,081 --> 00:49:55,106
- And then watch her squirm.
- How do you know so much about women?

774
00:49:55,642 --> 00:49:57,131
I'm a bachelor.

775
00:50:22,084 --> 00:50:25,540
Oh, this is all too complicated
Bill, let's just have scotch and soda.

776
00:50:26,058 --> 00:50:27,861
Cordon Rouge, 1926.

777
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,633
You can't celebrate
the return of the prodigal...

778
00:50:29,634 --> 00:50:31,988
with scotch and soda,
it's got to be champagne.

779
00:50:31,989 --> 00:50:34,561
- All right Prodigal.
- Mr. Prodigal to you.

780
00:50:34,971 --> 00:50:37,221
- You are glad I'm back, aren't you honey?
- Of course I'm glad.

781
00:50:37,222 --> 00:50:39,305
You remember me, I'm the gal you left behind.

782
00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,257
- Well, then let's celebrate right.
- All right.

783
00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:43,962
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
They doubled my salary today.

784
00:50:43,963 --> 00:50:46,528
Doubled your salary? Oh, that's marvel...

785
00:50:47,171 --> 00:50:49,252
What do you mean they
doubled your salary? For what?

786
00:50:49,253 --> 00:50:51,777
- Don't you think I'm worth it or something?
- When did this happen?

787
00:50:51,778 --> 00:50:55,986
- They told me about it this afternoon.
- Oh he did, you didn't accept it, of course.

788
00:50:55,987 --> 00:50:58,336
Accept it? Say, what's the matter with you?

789
00:50:58,495 --> 00:51:01,617
Do you mean to tell me
you'd take anything from Scott Miller?

790
00:51:01,647 --> 00:51:03,456
Why not? He's my boss, isn't he?

791
00:51:03,486 --> 00:51:04,888
Just because you got tight one night...

792
00:51:04,889 --> 00:51:06,505
- and promised to marry him...
- I wasn't tight.

793
00:51:06,506 --> 00:51:10,864
Well, it's all over anyway, there's no reason
why I shouldn't accept the raise from him.

794
00:51:10,883 --> 00:51:11,935
Come on, let's dance.

795
00:51:20,182 --> 00:51:22,994
Gosh honey, I thought you were
going to be tickled to death I got a raise.

796
00:51:22,995 --> 00:51:24,823
Now we can plan on
getting married right away.

797
00:51:24,824 --> 00:51:28,520
Yes, I suppose we can but I still wish
you were working for somebody else.

798
00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:31,661
Why are you so sore at
Scott Miller? He's been swell to me.

799
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,639
Oh Bill you're mad,
you're such a glorious maniac.

800
00:51:45,751 --> 00:51:48,756
- Oh, there's Scott Miller and the countess.
- Really? Where?

801
00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:51,941
- Hello.
- Hello there Kay, how are you?

802
00:51:51,944 --> 00:51:53,331
- Fine.
- You remember the contessa.

803
00:51:53,332 --> 00:51:56,537
- Yes, of course.
- Hello, and Billy lamb, how are you darling?

804
00:51:56,567 --> 00:51:59,233
- Swell Janey, I'm glad to see you again.
- Isn't fun here tonight?

805
00:51:59,234 --> 00:52:00,926
- Yes, isn't it?
- Let's have a drink together.

806
00:52:00,927 --> 00:52:02,781
- We'd love to.
- Fine, see you later.

807
00:52:02,782 --> 00:52:03,913
All right.

808
00:52:04,578 --> 00:52:07,487
Billy lamb, you do all
right on boats, don't you?

809
00:52:07,659 --> 00:52:10,266
Ok, you can't play deck tennis
all the time, you got to mix.

810
00:52:10,267 --> 00:52:12,571
Well, then maybe
you better stay off the water.

811
00:52:12,572 --> 00:52:16,779
All right honey, anything you say, from
now on, I'm off water, nothing but champagne.

812
00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:26,341
- To us darling, my joys will be your joys.
- And your troubles will be my troubles.

813
00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:29,249
- Oh, but I haven't any troubles.
- Wait till you marry me.

814
00:52:29,799 --> 00:52:32,288
- Oh waiter, another bottle.
- Right away sir.

815
00:52:32,318 --> 00:52:34,759
Come on honey, drink up, let's get under way.

816
00:52:34,789 --> 00:52:36,367
Yes, way under.

817
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:49,051
What's the matter honey? We're out to
be happy and laugh and enjoy ourselves.

818
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:52,092
- Yes, I know.
- Well then let's do it, this is our reunion.

819
00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:54,299
We don't seem to be having
as much fun as we used to.

820
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:58,308
- I am, I'm having a lot of fun.
- And I got a swell idea for the weekend too.

821
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,539
- Bob Metcalf wants us to go out on his boat.
- I don't like boats.

822
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:03,505
Oh, but you know the
Metcalf, they're a million laughs.

823
00:53:03,506 --> 00:53:04,726
- I still don't like boats.
- Yet...

824
00:53:04,727 --> 00:53:06,624
With Mr. Miller's compliments.

825
00:53:06,654 --> 00:53:08,456
- Well.
- Is that so?

826
00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:10,957
Well, you can send it back
to Mr. Miller with our compliments.

827
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,480
No, wait. We can't do that, Kay.

828
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:14,094
- He's my boss.
- Well, he's not my boss.

829
00:53:14,095 --> 00:53:16,025
We're not going to
get anywhere by insulting him.

830
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,980
So I found out over a period of months.

831
00:53:17,981 --> 00:53:20,535
- What I'll do sir?
- Leave it, we'll open it later.

832
00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:24,403
Waiter, will you see if they can
stop this thingamajig from going around?

833
00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:25,406
I'm getting dizzy.

834
00:53:25,678 --> 00:53:28,834
- Yes miss.
- I think that was darn nice of Scott Miller.

835
00:53:28,962 --> 00:53:31,366
Oh, there they are.
Thanks a lot, that was swell.

836
00:53:31,367 --> 00:53:33,279
Oh, not at all, was a great pleasure.

837
00:53:36,229 --> 00:53:39,104
Bill really is a dear,
he kept me amused the whole trip.

838
00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:42,739
Well, was all I could do to keep him from
getting off the boat with me at Honolulu.

839
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:43,871
Too bad he didn't.

840
00:53:44,243 --> 00:53:46,046
It is wiser to be friendly to him...

841
00:53:46,047 --> 00:53:48,761
- after all, he is my boss...
- If you tell me he's your boss again...

842
00:53:48,762 --> 00:53:50,365
- I'll scream.
- Well, we should.

843
00:53:50,366 --> 00:53:52,390
Ought to be nice to both
of them, they're going to be married.

844
00:53:52,391 --> 00:53:54,908
Yes, and I
suppose nice to all their children too.

845
00:53:56,182 --> 00:53:59,765
- I'm glad this thing stopped.
- Get the check, I want to go home.

846
00:54:00,005 --> 00:54:03,290
Go home? What for? It's early, besides,
we got to knock off this bottle first.

847
00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:07,298
- You've had enough, and I want to go.
- Don't be silly, we haven't even started.

848
00:54:07,299 --> 00:54:09,523
Hey, what's this?
You're not going home, are you?

849
00:54:09,524 --> 00:54:12,847
It's a shame darling, we promised the
Larrimore we'd drop in on their party.

850
00:54:12,848 --> 00:54:15,331
But we were waiting for you to join
us before we opened your bottle.

851
00:54:15,332 --> 00:54:17,291
- We'll make it another time.
- Soon, I hope.

852
00:54:17,292 --> 00:54:19,440
Scott, why don't you ask them
up to the country for the weekend?

853
00:54:19,441 --> 00:54:22,634
- We're having some divine people.
- I'd love to, if I thought they'd come.

854
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:23,853
Of course we'll come.

855
00:54:23,945 --> 00:54:27,427
But Bill you're forgetting about the
Metcalf, we promised to go out on their boat.

856
00:54:27,428 --> 00:54:29,051
- Honey but...
- But is this weekend, dear.

857
00:54:29,052 --> 00:54:32,959
Don't you remember? I'm terribly sorry
Scott, but you will ask us another time.

858
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,284
- Maybe next week, good night.
- Good night.

859
00:54:35,379 --> 00:54:36,882
- And good night.
- Good night.

860
00:54:36,883 --> 00:54:38,482
- Good night Billy.
- Good night Janey.

861
00:54:38,483 --> 00:54:40,853
You're certainly hasty
about accepting invitations.

862
00:54:40,854 --> 00:54:43,285
- Yes, but honey...
- Yes, I know he's your boss.

863
00:54:43,315 --> 00:54:45,068
But you said you didn't like boats.

864
00:54:45,069 --> 00:54:49,324
I don't but rather than spend a weekend
with them I even take the comical Metcalf.

865
00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,864
Well, it's all too much for me.
Maybe you're right, we'd better go home.

866
00:54:51,865 --> 00:54:54,041
Go home? What for? It's early.

867
00:54:54,477 --> 00:54:56,051
But I thought...

868
00:54:56,881 --> 00:55:00,488
I'm going to get drunk, then maybe
I'll know what's going on around here.

869
00:55:04,286 --> 00:55:07,029
You're not planning on
coming with me, by any chance?

870
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:11,669
Certainly not, I've better ways to
spend my declining weekends dear.

871
00:55:11,773 --> 00:55:15,028
- Where are you going? To Scott's?
- Why should that interest you?

872
00:55:15,054 --> 00:55:16,056
Doesn't.

873
00:55:16,314 --> 00:55:19,240
- You can send my bag down now Yuki.
- Yes Mrs. Colby.

874
00:55:19,423 --> 00:55:22,847
How you can spend a weekend
with those dull Metcalf is beyond me.

875
00:55:22,942 --> 00:55:24,595
But of course Bill be a big help.

876
00:55:24,636 --> 00:55:28,593
I don't know why I have to consult you
about my friends, I'm free, white and 21.

877
00:55:28,594 --> 00:55:31,750
- At least Scott's party will be amusing.
- I hope you enjoy it.

878
00:55:49,970 --> 00:55:51,311
Hello dear.

879
00:55:51,699 --> 00:55:54,850
Oh, what are you doing here?
I thought you were going to Scott Miller's.

880
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:55,803
I didn't say so.

881
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:58,331
From the way you spoke, I
naturally assumed you were going there.

882
00:55:58,332 --> 00:56:01,688
- Can't help what you assume darling.
- Whose boat are you going on?

883
00:56:01,689 --> 00:56:03,964
- Friends dear, friends.
- What friends?

884
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:08,101
I don't see why I've to tell you everything.
I'm free, white and in my early 40s.

885
00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:10,907
Well, if I'd only known,
we could have saved a taxi fare.

886
00:56:17,071 --> 00:56:18,874
- What yacht madam?
- I'm Mrs. Colby.

887
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,170
Oh, yes indeed Mrs. Colby.

888
00:56:20,171 --> 00:56:21,527
- Right this way Mrs. Colby.
- And I'm Miss Colby.

889
00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:23,932
I'm looking for the
Gargantuan, the Metcalf boat.

890
00:56:23,933 --> 00:56:27,139
I believe there is a young man
waiting for you down by the float.

891
00:56:27,140 --> 00:56:30,646
- Be careful of your footing Mrs. Colby.
- Thank you so much young man.

892
00:56:34,636 --> 00:56:36,564
- This is the tender for you Mrs. Colby.
- Thank you.

893
00:56:36,565 --> 00:56:39,220
- Think you were royalty or something.
- Goodbye dear.

894
00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:40,223
Kay, come on.

895
00:56:41,985 --> 00:56:42,987
Hurry up.

896
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:47,530
So that's the Gargantuan,
did you bring your seasick remedy?

897
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,871
I don't get seasick.

898
00:56:48,874 --> 00:56:51,866
It's cunning Kay,
you get into it or put it on?

899
00:56:51,897 --> 00:56:55,917
Well, goodbye dear, have a
good time, I'm sure you will in that.

900
00:56:56,572 --> 00:56:58,131
Don't fall overboard.

901
00:57:02,876 --> 00:57:05,881
Kay, where have you been?
I've been waiting here for an hour.

902
00:57:05,882 --> 00:57:08,095
Will you please tell me
what you're doing in this thing?

903
00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:09,098
Don't you like it?

904
00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:11,026
Like it? Where are the Metcalf?

905
00:57:11,150 --> 00:57:13,724
Bob can't get away till 6 o'clock,
he'll pick us up in the big boat later.

906
00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:15,628
- Pick is up where?
- Over in the cove.

907
00:57:15,655 --> 00:57:17,282
Thanks son, I'll take the bags.

908
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,204
Holy smoke, what have you got in these bags?

909
00:57:22,414 --> 00:57:25,953
- Where do you think we're going?
- Well, I didn't know we were going canoeing.

910
00:57:25,954 --> 00:57:28,637
What are you talking about?
This is a sweet little jag, come on, get in.

911
00:57:28,638 --> 00:57:31,150
I hope you know something
about running this sweet little jag.

912
00:57:31,151 --> 00:57:33,406
Running it? Listen, that's all
I did when I was a kid.

913
00:57:33,407 --> 00:57:34,409
Untie the bow line.

914
00:57:34,411 --> 00:57:37,173
Why can't we wait for the Metcalf
and go on their regular boat?

915
00:57:37,174 --> 00:57:40,229
Because we'll have a lot of fun
sailing around this afternoon.

916
00:57:40,230 --> 00:57:41,682
Go below, see how cute it is.

917
00:57:44,315 --> 00:57:45,703
Well.

918
00:57:51,553 --> 00:57:55,152
- Cozy, isn't it?
- Compact, that's what I like about it.

919
00:58:10,586 --> 00:58:12,155
Say, what are you doing to those eggs?

920
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:15,192
Well, they started to
scramble themselves so I finished.

921
00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:17,761
I don't want to be rude honey,
but they don't look very appetizing.

922
00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:20,499
Well, they're all I can find, they'll have
to hold you till the Metcalf get here.

923
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,953
Aren't you going to have any?

924
00:58:22,091 --> 00:58:24,946
Just going to have coffee,
not going to spoil my appetite.

925
00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:27,721
Be kind of fun if they
didn't show up, wouldn't it?

926
00:58:27,722 --> 00:58:30,869
- Then we could be alone sort of.
- What do you mean sort of?

927
00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:34,141
Well, you know, we're
engaged, aren't we? Come on, sit down.

928
00:58:34,171 --> 00:58:35,863
Wait till I pour my coffee.

929
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:40,926
- Float ahoy.
- There they are now.

930
00:58:40,956 --> 00:58:42,265
It's about time.

931
00:58:44,882 --> 00:58:49,390
Mr. Miller's compliments Miss Colby and will
you and your party join him aboard for dinner?

932
00:58:49,391 --> 00:58:51,084
Mr. Miller? Is he in this cove?

933
00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:53,966
Just ahead madam, we're
laying off your starboard bow.

934
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,840
- Tell Mr. Miller we'd be delighted.
- We'd be nothing of the sort.

935
00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:02,678
Yoohoo Billy...

936
00:59:02,784 --> 00:59:05,520
Hurry up, we're holding dinner for you.

937
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:09,193
Come as you are, don't wait
to change, Scott won't mind.

938
00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,503
- But what shall I say to Mr. Miller?
- That we'll be over.

939
00:59:11,504 --> 00:59:12,966
That we will not be over.

940
00:59:12,987 --> 00:59:15,892
Mr. Miller anticipated a little
disagreement on the matter.

941
00:59:15,893 --> 00:59:19,065
So Mr. Miller hopes you'll accept this
hamper with Mr. Miller's compliments.

942
00:59:19,066 --> 00:59:21,671
- Well, we certainly...
- Miss Colby's compliments to Mr. Miller.

943
00:59:21,672 --> 00:59:25,102
And Miss Colby says that Mr. Miller
can take his hamper and his invitation...

944
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,937
- and his yacht and go...
- I will without fail madam.

945
00:59:27,967 --> 00:59:30,171
No need to be insulting Kay, I'll take that.

946
00:59:30,172 --> 00:59:31,825
- You don't Kay...
- You leave it.

947
00:59:34,257 --> 00:59:35,598
Any other message miss?

948
00:59:35,628 --> 00:59:39,623
Yes, tell Mr. Miller we're having a perfectly
fine time and do not wish to be annoyed.

949
00:59:39,624 --> 00:59:40,571
I will indeed miss.

950
00:59:40,576 --> 00:59:44,589
Oh we're expecting a bit of a blow Mr. Miller
suggests you make sure of your ground tackle.

951
00:59:44,590 --> 00:59:47,095
- Tell him to make sure of his own.
- Yes miss.

952
00:59:47,407 --> 00:59:49,197
Cast off, full speed ahead.

953
00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:53,314
- Well, thanks just the same.
- Oh, don't mention it.

954
00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:57,524
- Well, she's not coming over.
- Don't weaken, give her time.

955
00:59:57,555 --> 00:59:59,465
And be plenty tough with her.

956
01:00:00,382 --> 01:00:02,230
Is that the way you handled
the women you couldn't get?

957
01:00:02,231 --> 01:00:04,074
Certainly, whenever...

958
01:00:04,287 --> 01:00:05,840
Let that pass, will you please?

959
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,994
Start this boat,
I want to get out of this cove.

960
01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:14,179
What are you talking about?
We got to wait for the Metcalf.

961
01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:15,920
If we're not here, they'll
look around for us.

962
01:00:15,921 --> 01:00:19,878
Are you so crazy about that guy you can't
stand being in the same cove with him?

963
01:00:19,879 --> 01:00:21,300
I'm not crazy about him.

964
01:00:21,338 --> 01:00:23,037
I hate the sight of him.

965
01:00:23,067 --> 01:00:25,863
Yes, you do, you fall all over yourself
every time his name is mentioned.

966
01:00:25,864 --> 01:00:27,962
- Don't be a fool.
- I don't intend to be.

967
01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:31,058
I've been a sap long enough.
What do you think I am? Blind?

968
01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:33,993
You're not fooling me, you're
just using me to burn him up.

969
01:00:38,475 --> 01:00:41,630
And after several more rude
remarks, she threw the hamper at me.

970
01:00:41,631 --> 01:00:42,912
- She didn't miss either.
- Well...

971
01:00:42,913 --> 01:00:44,765
Because the others objected to their leaving?

972
01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:48,196
- There were no others madam, just the two.
- Weren't the Metcalf with them?

973
01:00:48,197 --> 01:00:48,959
No madam.

974
01:00:49,111 --> 01:00:51,114
- That'll do.
- Scott, did you hear that?

975
01:00:51,116 --> 01:00:53,351
- Yes, I heard, what about it?
- I've got to get over there.

976
01:00:53,352 --> 01:00:55,060
We can't leave them unchaperoned all night.

977
01:00:55,061 --> 01:00:57,907
- Why not? That's what she wants, isn't it?
- Don't you care?

978
01:00:57,908 --> 01:01:00,725
Not a bit. She can do whatever
she likes as far as I'm concerned.

979
01:01:00,726 --> 01:01:03,742
Well, not as far as I'm concerned.
Get me a boat, I'm going right over.

980
01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,003
You'll do nothing of the kind.

981
01:01:05,004 --> 01:01:07,884
It was your idea to change my party to
the yacht and you're going to stay here.

982
01:01:07,885 --> 01:01:11,591
- But if there's a storm coming up.
- Let her sit in it, it'll do her good.

983
01:01:19,821 --> 01:01:22,483
Bill, will you stop drinking
that wine and get this boat started.

984
01:01:22,484 --> 01:01:24,687
We can't stay here with the storm coming up.

985
01:01:24,688 --> 01:01:25,801
Oh, but we are.

986
01:01:25,813 --> 01:01:29,370
We're staying right here where you
can be near the man you love so much.

987
01:01:29,371 --> 01:01:30,773
I'm giving you both a break.

988
01:01:31,329 --> 01:01:33,934
After all, he is my boss,
I've got to be nice to him.

989
01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:08,596
Fine romance, I come all the way from Japan,
sacrifice my whole future, just for you.

990
01:02:09,028 --> 01:02:11,633
Oh, you came back only because of me.

991
01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:14,279
Certainly I did.
What you think I came back for?

992
01:02:14,514 --> 01:02:17,018
I don't know, I had
an idea your boss sent for you.

993
01:02:17,019 --> 01:02:20,195
Well, whatever it was, I was crazy.

994
01:02:20,225 --> 01:02:23,478
- Float ahoy.
- Hey Bob, come on in.

995
01:02:25,553 --> 01:02:29,581
Beg pardon miss, Mr. Miller instructed
me to tell you not to be idiots.

996
01:02:29,727 --> 01:02:31,575
The storm is going to be very heavy.

997
01:02:31,605 --> 01:02:35,751
You can tell Mr. Miller that the idiots can
take care of themselves, storm or no storm.

998
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,307
Tell the old boy to come
on over and have a drink...

999
01:02:38,308 --> 01:02:40,411
his girl is crying her eyes out about him.

1000
01:02:41,682 --> 01:02:44,486
- You won't come miss?
- No, I won't and get out of here.

1001
01:02:51,963 --> 01:02:55,018
Oh Bill, please get up from
there, let's get out of this cove.

1002
01:02:55,019 --> 01:02:58,275
- I'm afraid the boat is going to turn over.
- That suits me fine.

1003
01:03:02,563 --> 01:03:04,247
Bill, I'm scared.

1004
01:03:12,737 --> 01:03:16,210
Scott, you've got to do something, they're
in danger, you can't leave her over there.

1005
01:03:16,211 --> 01:03:19,216
- I offered to help her, that's all I can do.
- You're cruel.

1006
01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:22,507
- I'll see the captain myself.
- Afraid it won't do you any good.

1007
01:03:23,741 --> 01:03:26,810
Oh Bill, come on, we
can't stay in here, we'll drown.

1008
01:03:27,372 --> 01:03:29,414
No.
Oh help me please, now come.

1009
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:31,390
Come on.

1010
01:04:14,044 --> 01:04:16,924
- We don't want any help.
- Go on, grab the gentleman.

1011
01:04:18,504 --> 01:04:22,210
Don't you get on this boat, I don't
want you to get on this boat, you hear?

1012
01:04:23,574 --> 01:04:26,429
- Take your hands off me.
- No, we don't want any trouble.

1013
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:29,535
- I'm not going to get on that boat.
- Come on, get her aboard.

1014
01:04:29,846 --> 01:04:31,060
No. I don't want...

1015
01:04:37,203 --> 01:04:38,553
Keep your foot in there.

1016
01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:41,781
What if you were drowned?

1017
01:04:42,088 --> 01:04:44,743
- It's too hot.
- That's the way it should be.

1018
01:04:44,773 --> 01:04:46,676
I'm going down to get you a hot toddy.

1019
01:04:47,202 --> 01:04:50,458
If you see Scott Miller,
you better warn him to stay away from me.

1020
01:04:50,459 --> 01:04:53,587
I doubt if he'll have any time to see
you Dearie, he's in a big bridge game.

1021
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:56,959
Keep your feet in there till I get
back. Why hello Scott, come in.

1022
01:04:57,574 --> 01:05:01,430
I'm just going down to get something
to ward off her cold, I'll be right back.

1023
01:05:02,984 --> 01:05:03,986
Are you all right?

1024
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:07,538
A lot you care, what do you mean by
sending those thugs over to manhandle me?

1025
01:05:07,539 --> 01:05:09,247
You didn't expect me to leave my guests...

1026
01:05:09,248 --> 01:05:12,061
just to rush over and pick up a couple
of water soaked half-wits, did you?

1027
01:05:12,062 --> 01:05:15,854
Certainly not, how could I? Beside, think of
the duchess or countess or whatever she is.

1028
01:05:15,855 --> 01:05:18,768
- Shouldn't you be getting back to her?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I should.

1029
01:05:18,769 --> 01:05:22,465
Well, don't let me detain you and I'm getting
off this boat as soon as possible too.

1030
01:05:22,466 --> 01:05:25,217
You're getting into that bed as soon
as you get out of that mustard bath.

1031
01:05:25,218 --> 01:05:27,567
Who do you think you're talking to?

1032
01:05:27,710 --> 01:05:30,665
You heard what I said,
you get into that bed and stay there.

1033
01:05:30,666 --> 01:05:32,720
I don't want any more annoyance from you.

1034
01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:39,273
I'll show him, where's the thing?

1035
01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:43,028
Well, who do you think you're looking at?

1036
01:05:47,673 --> 01:05:49,551
Oh, I'm dying.

1037
01:05:50,273 --> 01:05:52,669
- Oh.
- Oh, poor darling.

1038
01:05:53,268 --> 01:05:57,427
- This'll fix you up.
- Oh Janey, my head is killing me.

1039
01:05:57,457 --> 01:06:01,314
Yes I know, now you drink this rock
and rye, best thing in the world for cold.

1040
01:06:01,817 --> 01:06:02,872
Drink it all.

1041
01:06:07,345 --> 01:06:12,542
- Oh, that's strong.
- No, it isn't. Poor lamb, I know it hurts.

1042
01:06:13,063 --> 01:06:16,970
- Be careful honey, you'll take my cold.
- I'll take anything from you darling.

1043
01:06:17,058 --> 01:06:19,863
My mother used to say, you'll
never get poor from taking.

1044
01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:26,676
There, there.

1045
01:06:27,023 --> 01:06:29,978
Ah, but that was nothing to
what happened to me in Calcutta.

1046
01:06:30,514 --> 01:06:32,971
I had the fiercest battle
with two polar bears.

1047
01:06:33,229 --> 01:06:35,938
- They were quarreling over a seal.
- Hello everybody.

1048
01:06:36,353 --> 01:06:39,559
- Hi Kay, how are you feeling honey?
- Never felt better in my...

1049
01:06:40,988 --> 01:06:43,342
Brinkie darling, is this
going to be our dance?

1050
01:06:43,398 --> 01:06:46,657
Oh good, isn't it marvelous
that everybody is so gay?

1051
01:06:46,781 --> 01:06:49,408
- How do you like my new coiffure?
- Parfait.

1052
01:06:49,413 --> 01:06:51,491
I thought I told you to get into bed.

1053
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,182
I'll do whatever I please.

1054
01:06:53,212 --> 01:06:55,466
You will, eh?
We'll see about that young lady.

1055
01:06:55,467 --> 01:06:58,160
Scott, put me down,
put me down, you big walrus.

1056
01:06:58,190 --> 01:07:02,176
Walrus, that reminds me.
Once I was chasing a flock of walri.

1057
01:07:02,246 --> 01:07:04,723
- Put me down.
- I'll put you down.

1058
01:07:04,919 --> 01:07:08,625
Now stay there, when I give an order
on this boat it's usually carried out.

1059
01:07:08,626 --> 01:07:09,398
Get out of here.

1060
01:07:09,428 --> 01:07:11,333
You were a man,
I'd poke you right in the nose.

1061
01:07:11,334 --> 01:07:13,863
- Wouldn't that be repeating yourself?
- I should've hit you harder.

1062
01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:17,644
You have a disposition like a
you're a schizophreniac, that's what you are.

1063
01:07:17,674 --> 01:07:19,384
- A what?
- A schizophreniac.

1064
01:07:19,396 --> 01:07:22,151
And if you don't know
what it means, you can look it up.

1065
01:07:22,152 --> 01:07:24,506
I know the meaning
of any word you can think up.

1066
01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:29,505
Kay, put your feet right back into that
mustard, you want to catch pneumonia?

1067
01:07:29,506 --> 01:07:32,662
- I don't care what I catch.
- Do I have to tie you in this tub?

1068
01:07:32,687 --> 01:07:35,729
Put you feet in there.
Now, where's Junior? Junior...

1069
01:07:35,857 --> 01:07:39,183
Junior, I bet he's with
that countess's dogs again.

1070
01:07:39,213 --> 01:07:41,613
Junior, Junior...

1071
01:07:49,105 --> 01:07:51,521
Schizo, schizophreniac...

1072
01:07:52,141 --> 01:07:56,515
Delusions of grandeur predominate.
Most insane killers are of this class.

1073
01:07:57,194 --> 01:07:59,318
And on top of everything
else, you're a hyperthyroid.

1074
01:07:59,319 --> 01:08:01,666
If you don't stop following
me around, I'll put you in irons.

1075
01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:04,645
- That's a job for a full-grown man.
- That's a laugh.

1076
01:08:04,675 --> 01:08:07,585
You talk about full grown men with that case
of arrested development you're engaged with.

1077
01:08:07,586 --> 01:08:10,304
- You'll never be half the man Bill is.
- I hope not.

1078
01:08:10,334 --> 01:08:12,548
You two should be
very happy, you're equally intelligent.

1079
01:08:12,549 --> 01:08:15,000
- You deserve each other.
- And we adore each other.

1080
01:08:15,001 --> 01:08:16,440
- What do you think of that?
- That's great.

1081
01:08:16,441 --> 01:08:19,325
You can spend the rest of your lives sinking
boats, falling off cliffs or anything...

1082
01:08:19,326 --> 01:08:21,869
- else your feeble minds can concoct.
- You stop yelling at me, you, you...

1083
01:08:21,870 --> 01:08:23,494
- button pusher.
- You bet I'm a button pusher,

1084
01:08:23,495 --> 01:08:25,502
and I'm going to keep on
being a button pusher until the...

1085
01:08:25,503 --> 01:08:27,957
day I die and what's
more you're going to like it.

1086
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:29,405
I'm getting sick of this.

1087
01:08:29,435 --> 01:08:31,191
Oh, who do you think you're
going to push around now?

1088
01:08:31,192 --> 01:08:33,747
I'm pushing for the
captain, he's going to marry us.

1089
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:36,832
Marry us? I wouldn't marry you
if you were the last man alive.

1090
01:08:36,833 --> 01:08:39,957
- That's fine.
- Oh, do you think he heard you?

1091
01:08:43,248 --> 01:08:47,098
For richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health.

1092
01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:49,235
And do you promise to love...

1093
01:08:49,265 --> 01:08:51,242
- honor and obey this man until...
- Just a minute.

1094
01:08:51,243 --> 01:08:53,392
- There be no obeying in my life.
- Oh, yes, there is.

1095
01:08:53,393 --> 01:08:54,593
There's going to be a whole lot of obeying,

1096
01:08:54,594 --> 01:08:57,600
as a matter of fact, there's
going to be nothing but obeying.

1097
01:08:57,601 --> 01:08:59,855
- If you think you're going to...
- Yes, I do.

1098
01:09:01,166 --> 01:09:02,168
Yes.

1099
01:09:02,625 --> 01:09:07,631
Then with the power vested
in me as the master of this ship...

1100
01:09:07,661 --> 01:09:11,330
I now pronounce you man and wife.

1101
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:16,926
And may I wish you a
happy, peaceful married life.